11-004
Pork and the National
Debt
Wasteful government spending that makes no sense at all is often
referred to as “pork barrel” spending or just “pork” spending. It has been
referred to that way since before the Civil War.
Yes, even Honest Abe had some pork in his budget.
Pig spending is actually representative of the way Congress ridiculously
spends money, such as “$2 million to re-construct an ancient Hawaiian canoe,”
or “$1 million to preserve a sewer in Trenton, NJ, as an historic monument.”
Many of these bizarre and absurd pork items have been suitably noted in THE
GOVERNMENT RACKET: Washington Waste from A to Z, by Martin L. Gross. In his
book, Marty provides us with an extensive itemized list. It makes good reading
material while educating oneself in the lavatory.
Two strategies come to mind that I believe will reduce the pork
fat while simultaneously wiping out our national debt:
1.
While
outsourcing has become a popular way for large American corporations to
save money, poor states like Delaware
have been overlooked. A man working at a factory job in New York, earns twice as
much as a man doing the same job in Hockessin, DE, where the pay is equivalent
to salaries paid in Beijing, China. I suggest more companies be given a
stimulus to outsource work to other companies in low paying cities in America,
the product could then be labeled properly “Made in America,” And everyone
would be happy, including the fellow in Dover, who will probably be so
appreciative that he will vote for the elephant or donkey that noisily brays
credit for the idea.
2.
I would also
advise Congress to consolidate. States like Rhode Island with only four
electoral votes can be easily merged into States like Massachusetts, which has
13; Vermont can go to New York; New Hampshire to Maine; and so forth, until we
evolve into an economic Godzilla. Then, we can go overseas and stomp on China
for pirating, bootlegging, and violating US copyright and trademark laws. We
should then be able to raise about $100 trillion just on the booty that we find
in Shanghai, alone.
We Americans just don’t have any use for Gōng Yáng
knock-offs, pork spending, or $14 trillion in national debt. What we really
need is to get properly fortified with a dry martini.