11-007
I
shall say this only once.
I
once had the notion that I would join the civil service. They told me I would
never have to work again, so the prospect was quite appealing.
There
is, in the land of paper shuffling, a certain way of doing things. A sort of unwritten
code book, and all who enter the service are required to assimilate or be sent
to the front desk. I was soon in the swing of things, passing the buck,
benchmarking, glitching and water-shedding with the best of them. I leant how
to upsize my downsizing and accentuate my outcomes with aplomb, although aplomb
was mostly out of the office.
Every
day I was required to arrive, make coffee, have my lunch, and then go home. The
psychologists painted our walls a ‘work enhancing’ colour, and the ergonomosists
gave us lumber cushions for our achievable outcome. And let me tell you, my
achievable outcomes felt the better for it, having just the week before, bent
over backwards and hurt my under- appreciations. We were allowed ‘interaction
breaks’ to be productive team players, although I mostly sat on the bench, (see
benchmarking) and the air conditioning was set at a optimum focus level, but
people with glasses had their own focus levels. My every care was whisked away
by an allied professional, whose sole purpose, it seemed to me, was to make me
happy.
My
life was as full as my in-box, when, one day, after a group hug, I sauntered
back to my desk and came up against, what we call ‘a curly one’. My team leader, a pillar of useless
knowledge, said to ask someone on the upper floor. Never one to think for myself, I duly sent my ‘curly one’ up to a
higher authority. In answer to my simple question, the higher authority decided
to clarify things once, and for all.
Some
emails can be classified as unclassified, and in the process of classifying an
email as unclassified, the unclassified email has been classified. However, an
email that has yet to be classified, is not technically unclassified or
classified.
On the intranet for example, we have classifieds which are all unclassified. So
when an unclassified classified is lodged, there is no need to reclassify the
classification to unclassified, as advertisements currently do not require
classification or unclassification.
I
filed it under ‘C’, my job complete.