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The
Trouble with Laws
A
great deal of effort these days is being devoted to the creation of traffic
safety laws. But I haven't seen any attention being paid to the effect these
laws are having on society. On a recent trip through town, I was forced to an abrupt
stop when a pedestrian unexpectedly stepped out in front of me. Before I could
render the proper degree of outrage, I was assailed by this strange ostrich
like woman as she began to repeatedly screech the word “crosswalk” in my left
ear. And this is why I have a problem
with these laws; they make us stupid.
There
is no doubt that every normal healthy person (if there are any of those left
today) would understand that a painted white line is no protection from a
moving vehicle. But, let the clerk at
the local town councils office enter a few words in a law book somewhere and we
feel we no longer have to consider that.
I understand that you’re in a crosswalk madam, but I’m in a Buick, and I
think that should have entered into your decision process.
Now
all of this might be a wrong attitude to take toward life, but if we are going
to make written laws the only factor in our decision making, then we should at
least consider all of the writing contained in those laws. For instance, the same town council that
passed the crosswalk ordinance also decided that the fine for violating this
ordinance should be the unbelievably monstrous sum of …fifty dollars. Once you
consider that a Duck hunting license costs seventy five dollars, it becomes
easier to see why a sizable portion of the population might choose the better
bargain.
As
I understand it (and I don't), there is supposed to be a committee that sits
and discusses things before enacting these laws. Soberly weighing out the pros
and cons; judiciously stepping in only when events dictate the need. I can’t
help but wonder what string of events transpired in Chico, California; where it
is now illegal to plant rutabagas in roadways. Or, what happened to cause
officials in Glendale, California, to make it illegal to jump from a car at 65
mph. And, why pray- tell, did a small town in Alabama suddenly feel the need to
pass a law against driving while blindfolded?
Although
I’m no expert on these matters (or any matter that I can think of), I can’t
help but wonder if some of this legislation may have been the result of a long
weekend at the local tavern. Perhaps we
should pass a law against passing any laws, until our purveyors of Jurisprudence have had a few days for their
hangovers to subside.