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“Good Morning, welcome to the Eulaylie Teeter
Elementary School Teacher Workday. I’m
your new principal, Phil DoSomthing. I
transferred from the Falldorah Falls Elementary School where I was the
principal .”
“Today we plan to tackle the old question, ‘what
makes Johnny behave in class?’ Principal DoSomthing unveiled a computer
screen saying, “Here is a typical scene in a classroom. Watch what Ms.
Plimswater does with Johnny.”
Everyone watched as the video showed a little boy
throwing spitballs and paper airplanes in class. He then began to color
his desk with markers. Poor Ms.
Plimswater scolded him to no avail.
Principal DoSomthing stopped the video. “So you see that Ms. Plimswater did not stop
Johnny from misbehaving. Does anyone know what to do if Johnny is in your
class?”
Mr. Hilltop suggested, “Send Johnny to your office?”
Principal. DoSomthing laughed and shook his head, “No, no, my good man, never to my
office! But I am going to show you how
to deal with Johnny. Observe.”
The next video showed
Johnny throwing spitballs during class.
However, Ms. Plimswater calmly put a small cannon on her desk, stuffed
wet clumps of tissue into the cannon and fired the clumps at Johnny’s
head. Johnny looked surprised and
stopped immediately. Ms. Plimswater put
away the cannon with satisfaction.
“Now watch what happens with Johnny’s paper
airplanes.”
The next video showed Johnny throwing paper airplanes
during Ms. Plimswater’s lesson. Ms.
Plimswater stopped her lesson, knelt down behind her desk wearing an army
helmet, and began firing paper missiles that intercepted incoming paper
aircraft. Again, Johnny was surprised
and stopped.
“Finally, watch what happens when Johnny colors his
desk during class.”
The video showed Johnny coloring his desk with
markers. The resourceful Ms. Plimswater
stood over his desk, unscrewed the colored desktop, exclaimed how brilliant
Johnny’s coloring was, and hung it in the hallway with Johnny’s name
underneath. Johnny was, of course,
embarrassed when all of the kids crowded around it. Meanwhile, the next frame shows Johnny
awkwardly trying to balance his notebook on his lap while completing his
addition.
“So,” continued Principal DoSomthing, “you see there are more effective ways to
deal with Johnny’s behavior. Any
questions?”
“Yes, I have one,” answered Ms. Caterwall. “What if none of these work with Johnny?”
“Oh, that’s easy.
Watch this last video.”
The final video showed Ms. Plimswater going to her
desk and pouring herself a strong one from a fifth she kept in her drawer. As she sipped, a look of pure bliss crept
over her face.