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My
First Plane Ride
It was an exciting day in my life. I would be attending a family
member’s wedding in Florida, and it would mark my first flight in an
airplane. The whole day was spent in joyful anticipation and preparation for
this new and exciting experience.
However, when I found myself at the
airport looking up at this huge metal bird, reality hit me. It's one thing to
think romantically about soaring through the air, and another to be there and
know that your feet would no longer be safely on the ground.
I had
second thoughts about entrusting my life to that mechanical contraption,
and tried to think of excuses not to board. But alas, it was too late.
They already had my luggage and people were pushing me along.
The first
thing I noticed inside the plane was that it wasn't full. Was there
something they weren't telling me? And the second thing was, when I
boarded the plane, it was light out, and the minute I got to my window seat, it
was dark out. This certainly had to be a bad omen.
I sat
stiffly in my seat, regretting my decision and wanting desperately to leave, but
it was too late. The stewardess was telling us over the PA system to
fasten our seat belts as the plane taxied to the runway. My heart palpitated and
I wondered how I was ever going to get through this.
The next
thing I knew, we were going straight up. I was in agony. The lights
below got smaller and smaller and I couldn't look anymore. My eyes were still tightly shut
and my seatbelt was still on when I heard the stewardess say, "Would
you care for a drink?"
Without
thinking, I answered, "YES!!" But then when she asked me what I would
like, I couldn't think of the name of a drink since I never drank. Then I
remembered there was one that was mostly orange juice, so I could probably get
that down, but I had a hard time remembering the name. It took several tries
before I could remember "Screwdriver!"
It was an
eternity before she returned with my drink. I paid her quickly and the instant she
turned, I chugged it down in two gulps like a veteran drinker and waited
for oblivion. I felt a warmth spread from my throat to my chest, and
I was becoming totally relaxed. It felt so good I wondered why I never
drank before. It's not so bad, I thought. In fact, it’s pretty good.
I
unbuckled my seat belt, looked straight down at the tiny lights and
said, "I'm not afraid of you," and I sat way back in the
seat, ready to enjoy the trip. And why not? I was pleasantly drunk.
No sooner was I in my euphoric
state, totally relaxed, comfortable, and unafraid, the stewardess came over to
me, leaned over and said, "I'm sorry, Miss, I forgot to put the vodka in
your drink."